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"I love Oliver Cromwell." -Anne

"Ben's in the corner, eating his meat." -Angie
"It was delicious! It was all tangy and tasted like honey." -Ben

"Could it be... Tremors? It just felt right." -Liv

"Team 35. Oh, I'm dyslexic." -Angie

"Wait, go slower! It's early late." -Angie, to the phone bank person

"Is that your box of fun?" -Natasha to Josh

"Did I tell you I'm ordained?" -Aja

"Answers from Ed are like sausage, you don't question where it comes from, you just appreciate it." -Matt

"Hey, Ben, we're steaming up your windows. What'll the neighbors think?" -Angie

"(The cat) is going to hate me by the end of this weekend." -Ben

"Bitch is hot!" -Robyn, in reference to the Mona Lisa

"Dude, if that was my uncle, I'd be pimping him out." -Angie

"Do the taser one!" -Cristina, on the Retarded Policeman videos

"...Who played the pyc... psyci... pskic... You know what's up. Zing! High five!" -Ben, attempting to write a question

"I was named after a dildo." -Aja, after finding out the band Steely Dan was named after a dildo in a book published in 1959
"Hooray for dildos!" -Anne

"Yeah! I got lap time!" -Angie
"I usually charge for that." -Aja

"You know your team is tires when you don't get an obvious breast question." -Anne

"What? Did somebody break a penis?" -Jen

"Do it to your sister-in-law." -Angie to Matt

"It's okay... The fish was dead." -Ben, in reference to sex with a fish

"Stuff that crack! Stuff it good!" -Angie

"Shit! This is the weekend, isn't it!" -Josh

"Oh, wait... It looks like he's pulling something else out... I think it's a... hamster?... Henry the hamster!" -Joey

"You know what a nurse can't fix? Arson." =Ben

"I love William Shattner." -Anne
"He's my favorite bloated booze bag." -April

"Anal leak-ation." -Robyn

"Wait, go slower! It's early late."

Yes, Angie, as was stated in an earlier year, it's always too late at night to be that early in the morning. That's when people stop thinking about what they're saying, and hopefully someone else is still awake enough to write that down.