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"I'm double-fisting the phone bank!" -Angie

"I can take your laptop. It doesn't take long." -Sarah to Matt, in regards to making Trivia Babies

"Pimp?" -Michael
"No, Pope..." -Matt

"Booby shot!" -Angie, Matt, Mike, & someone else

"Hanging on to what's important... Boobs." -Angie, in regards to baby Julia

"I'm rubbing off on Matt! Muuuwaahahaha!" -Angie

"My mom?" -Liv, long distance from Denmark
"Yeah. Yer mom." -Matt
"I didn't know she even watched, or how since she only gets PBS." -Liv

"How about spanking your mother?" Cristina

"I like asspants!" -Jen

"I'm going to go off myself right away." -Cristina

"Matt, you just made Jesus cry a bit." -Cristina

"That's a fast ass." -Jamie, regarding Mongolian Wild Ass

"Sorry for waking you up." -Jamie, on the phone
"No you're not." -Angie

"I don't know my dildos very well." -Mary

"Can I get an incomplete on 'Zarfalax'?" -Mary, after Anne told her to guess "Sarah Phillips"

"Hey, that looks hot and good. What's that?" -Jen
"It's me." -Josh

"Hey! Hey, hurry up, I gotta pee." - Jen
"Wait, I gotta unlock the door..." -Nate
"Okay, hmmm..." -Jen
"It feels awkward to be in the shower while some complete stranger is pissing." -Nate
"Hence, the reason for the awkward silence." -Jen
"Wait, why are we talking to each other in the bathroom?" -Nate

"Aaaaaaargh! You look up 'Meego' and you get porn!" -Jessi

"A partial on 'between my hairy ass cheeks'?" -Josh

Score after hour 27: 6660
Score after hour 28: 6900

"'Cause everyone has a hard, sharp, pointy penis on their forehead." -Jen

"What happened to my clothes?" -Geez

"Screw the bag." -Angie
"I would, but she's sleeping." -Matt

"Did you just smell your carrot?" -Cristina

"Do the happy dance!" -Angie

"Do I need to do somethign stupid?" -Angie

"Yeah, if you don't make the top 80 you're kind of a loser." -Jen

"Time for synchronized peeing!" -Anne
"Woooo!" -Angie, as they both spin around

"My eggs are speaking to me." -Mary

"You don't want twenty caffienated, sleep-deprived people coming at you with sharp objects." -Angie

"According to the podcast 'Ask a Ninja', Salma Hayek is actually a Chupacabra with a boob job, or what he calls a Boobacabra." -Wikipedia

"You don't want twenty caffienated, sleep-deprived people coming at you with sharp objects."

What Angie fails to explain is just why someone is giving our team members sharp objects in the first place. And what does a team say during its tenth consecutive contest? A world of things, my friends. A world of things.